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Yay! The catch-all page! My flash animations, some stuff
about my disability, future book projects, and my old
pen and paper RPG system...
Flash
Ozero Vs The Ninjas
6.5 min, 1.7megs |
The epic tale of a guy stuck in a wheelchair (me),
and one of many struggles against the ninjas which attack me
frequently, and how my wife refuses to believe. |
Sing along with mario
SMALL. SHORT. |
Ok, I had to make this. Know that tune in every
bloody mario game, when you're undergorund? Well, one day,
while playing mario world on the GBA, lyrics just came to
me..... |
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CASTLEVANIA: Dirge of Inebriation
4 min? 330k |
Hey Castlevania fans! (especially Symphony of the
Night) Ever wonder what drac and death do when they're not
busy doing evil things, or defending the castle against
pesky belmonts and other heroes? They get hammered! DUH! |
| CASTLEVANIA: Untitled |
Due to much demand, a sequel is in the works. Long
before the events of SOTN, Alucard makes a different kind of
visit home.. Let's face it... I'm never gonna have time for
this... |
| Ozero Vs the Ninjas II |
The evil ninja master plots a bigger plot to kill our
hero. It's half done. And it's been that way for years.
Again.. it's doubtful this will ever get done. |
Paraplegia
Hi! Did I mention I'm a gimp? Yeah, it
blows. It's a pretty misunderstood thing, so I wrote a heap of stuff
about it, and how I got into this glamorous wheelchair. You can read it
if you're brave, but some of it's not super-happy stuff. The book
project I have planned will be made mostly by stuff like these.
| BASICS |
How I got injured, and a basic rundown of what it did
to my life |
| STEREOTYPE |
How the world sees me in a chair, and the silly
things I do about it. |
| FALLING |
All about my infrequent trips to the floor.
(Outdated.. the floor and the road and I have had more dates
since this was written..) |
| DEMON RAMP |
The harrowing, (and true) tale of how I battled the
damp from hell! (with a pic) |
AIRS
If you don't know what Airs, and 'pen
& paper' roleplaying are all about- well, this edition won't be much
help. Airs started as an alternative to D&D, when my dad forbade me to
play D&D, even though he had no idea what it was, aside from the news
stories in the 80's about the college student who killed himself over
it... or something....
Anyway, IRS,
(Idiot roleplaying system) was born, using only the D6,
and rules inspired by a mix of D&D and JRPGs.. as it
became more complex, and adopted the 6-die set, it
became AIRS, the 'Advanced Idiot Roleplaying system'
(For advanced idiots) I had a good run with AIRS... at
it's peak I ran pretty long sessions every other
weekend, and operated a multi-party gameworld played
through email. (Dialup BBS email... what's a dialup BBS?
Bah, you're too young....)
AIRS 5: v 1.00.. HERE
Massive improvements over the beta,
with more skills, better balanced magic, a basic monster listing, and a
handful more...
Book projects I'm working on (or plan to):
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 Wasn't
Worth the Parking Space
(non-fiction, humor, disabled life,
working title) |
My life, as it
pertains to the accident that made me a paraplegic, and they ways life
goes on. Told with 2 scoops of humor, the book will also relate many
epic struggles with such hazards as construction yards, malfunctioning
lifts, and the ramp forged by Lucifer. Also included will be several
tips for my fellow wheelers.
Other significant topics will be about hosting
international students, and maybe my past employment at ... ahem... the
6-10 convenience store.
Completion: First draft 5% |
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 Echeos
(working title) |
Based on a short
story written just after AZU-1:Lifehack, Echoes touches in on the
heroines of that story before following the story of a young lady who
was presumed dead, and her 'father', who's motives are anything but
clear.
Completion: 0% beyond the short story. This is back-burner until
Lifehack and Yute are completed. |
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